Joke of the day:
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay..." "I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy." "No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
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I like that joke!!
Here's one for you!!
Mexcian Word of the Day: BodyWash
I can't go to the cantina(bar) tonight because no BODYWASH my kids!
Man!! I crack myself up!!
Hey Cynthia. I hope you don't get locked in your bed tonight!
Not to be outdone, here's my knock knock joke from the olden days:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bisquick,
Bisquick who?
Bisquick, your pants are on fire!
How long can the fertilized eggs be kept frozen?
Am anxiously awaiting the pregnancy test.
Love, Mom
My friend Rachel has a blog as well, and she recently had a waiting period of her own, so she didn't have a lot to share with her audience. So instead, she is writing recipes each post until the waiting period is over. Her blog is ReadingWritingRachel.blogspot.com if you want inspiration.
You could do that, or just write what you have for dinner each day. Last night we had pizza and salad.
I like Dallas' food idea...I would love to know what Sandra eats every night :)
Will you give us some sort of sense of when the day is getting close? A picture of you peeing on a stick would be a good hint!
Okay, now I'm cracking myself up! :)
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