Because I'm still spotting, this morning my doctor told me to get off my feet, so I've been at home . . .. laying still. I would probably go crazy if I had to do this all the time, but Max and Rufus are happy.
Joke of the day:
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.
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Nice joke!!
I was worried about you last night! Isn't spotting a good sign? I thought it meant that an embryo is implanting?? How long do you have to lay down for?
If you're not here!! Who's going to save me if I get locked in my room again? LOL ;-)!! I've been sleeping with the door open.
Here's a Joke:
A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word "Fascinate" in a sentence.
Maria raised her hand and said "My family went to my abuelitos(grandparents)farm and we all saw his pet cabrito(goat). "It was fascinating" The teacher said "That was good but i wanted you to use the word "Fascinate not Fascinating"
Enriqueta shyly raised her hand and said "My family went to the zoo and we all saw Lions. "I was fascinated" The teacher said "Well, that was good Enriqueta but I wanted you to use the word "Fascinate"
Pepito raised his hand.The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Pepito before. She finally decided there was no way pepito could damage the word "Fascinate" So she called on him. Pepito said "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons,but her chichis(boobs) are so big she can only fasten-eight.
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